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I walk back in to ask a question before we head out.

Me: Laura?
Frank, from the next room: She's taking a dump.
Laura, from the bathroom: I AM NOT!
Frank: Yes she is.
Laura: No I am not!
Frank: You wouldn't admit it even if you were.
Laura: I'm PEEING.
Frank: You're so fake. (to Brian, who's laying in front of him mid-change) Why are you getting changed, Brian? Why do you need a new diaper? What did you do?
Brian: SHART!

Also, Frank is a fire fighter. Last shift while they were on the way to a call, their fire truck caught on fire. They tried to put it out with their own hose, but everytime they revved the RPMs to get water pressure, more flames shot out of the engine. So they had to call more fire fighters to put them out.

Date: 2008-12-09 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] superflippy.livejournal.com
Hee! Love the fire truck story. Epic fire truck fail!

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