I've come up with a whole horrifically funny menu in my head now...
"scrambled fetus" "poached fetus on rye toast" "Ma'am, what would you like to drink with your fetus today?" "Can I have a sunny-side-up fetus on the side, please? And hold the bacon."
Okay fine, maybe "embryo" would be more accurate, but I like it my way.
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Date: 2008-02-15 03:57 am (UTC)"scrambled fetus"
"poached fetus on rye toast"
"Ma'am, what would you like to drink with your fetus today?"
"Can I have a sunny-side-up fetus on the side, please? And hold the bacon."
Okay fine, maybe "embryo" would be more accurate, but I like it my way.