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I am so beat today, like dead on my feet beat. I got a forwarded email and it made me laugh HYSTERICALLY, so I'm going to copy and paste here.

A man came home from work and found his three Children outside, still
>In their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty Food boxes and
>wrappers Strewn all around the front yard.
>
>The door of his wife's car was open, as was The front door to the house

>And there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding Into the entry, he found
>An even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked Over, and the throw rug
>was Wadded against one wall.
>
>In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, and the
>family room was strewn with toys And various items of clothing.
>
>In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, Breakfast food was spilled on
>the Counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog Food was spilled on the

>floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a Small pile of sand was

>spread By the back door.
>
>He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over Toys and more piles of
>Clothes,looking for his wife. He was worried She might be ill, or that
>Something serious had happened.
>
>He was met with a small trickle of water as it Made its way out the
>bathroom door.
>
>As he peered inside he found wet towels, Scummy soap and more toys
>Strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a Heap and
>toothpaste had been Smeared over the mirror and walls.
>
>As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife Still curled up in the
>bed In her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up At him, smiled, and
>asked how his day went.
>He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What Happened here today?"
>
>She again smiled and answered, "You know every Day when you come home
>from work and you ask me what in the world I do all Day?"
>
>Yes," was his incredulous reply.
>
>She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."