Sep. 7th, 2005

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Signs That Your Five Year Old May Addicted to Food Network

Upon seeing me place green grapes around her tea cup of red grape juice, on her saucer, she says "That's really decorative. It would be great for Christmas, with those colors".

Upon seeing her brother put a grape on the rim of his glass, she says "You garnished it, Aaron!"

As she watches me make the pancakes, she asks "What do you use as a binder, in these?"

While pretending to cook, you notice she is most definitely trying to do Rachel Ray's voice...and when she asks her brother what he's making, he mutters something about kicking it up a notch and then starts beating the couch with a spatula, yelling "Bam! BAM BAM!"

There are many many other examples.

A Clue That You Are Providing Your Children With a Good Child-Led Education

When you say, "Oh, a dead bug.." they shout "WAIT! Don't touch it!" and then one runs and gets the tweezers from their microscope kit while the other gets a slide ready.

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